What, no JavaScript? Ok, let us spell that email address together, shall we?

Start up your favorite email sending program, like telnet, or whatever you are using.
When you come to the place where the "To:" or "RCPT:" should be inserted, type in the following:

i - that is the little letter in the first row a bit to the right, where the vowels are lumping
n - that is in the lower row to the left ... ah, no, to the right, there it is. Phew I always have trouble with this one
f - in the middle row, start in the center and move a bit to the left
o - back to where the lots of vowels are, right beside the i

@ - now that is the tricky one. First try: press the shift key and keep it down with the finger of one hand (oh, do not push too hard, btw.)
    Then try to find the letter for '2' (in the uppermost row, fortunately the digits are mostly ordered and not spread out at random like the letters) and press it shortly with a finger of the other hand.
    What, no @? Ok, maybe try this instead: keep the key labeled "Alt Gr" down (again, not to hard), and press the letter 'q' (in the upper left).
    If that does not work either, I give up. How about, uh, copy & paste the letter from this page?

g - ok, on we go. this letter is smack dab is the center of the middle row. Or, ok, a bit to the left.
r - that one would be tricky, too, if not everyone uses it that much. Upper row, start in the center and move left. Arrrrr.
e - that one is in the upper row on the left side, squeezed in between a lot of consonants. Oh, just more one key to the left from the previous letter.
e - yes, do it again, Sam
n - we had that one already. see step 2.
- - oh that minus sign. either it is in the uppermost row quite to the right, where the digits run out, or it is in the lower row far to the right, a bit left of the right shift key. Or, you know, that copy & paste thing again.
m - remember that 'n'. the 'm' is right next to it. easy. isn't it?
e - yep, for a third time. I admit it is getting boring.
a - now that is a new one. look in the middle row at the outer left
d - that is in the same row as the 'a', and also on the left side, but less so.
o - we already know this one, see step 4
w - so, this is on the upper row, second to the left
s - if you have found the 'a' and the 'd' it should be snuggled up between those two
. - oh, this dot. now this is in the lower row to the left ... argh, wrong again to the right. where the letters run out there are three more keys before the shift key. it should be the middle one, I think.

Phew, we nearly made it. Let's got for the finish, which is just a refresher of what we already had:

d - we had that before, but where? ... oh, step 15 (seriously)
e - and yet another time this one - but this time for the last time. Or whatever.

Congratulations! You typed in my email! Give yourself a high five! 
Now you might even type in some content, too, but only if you feel like it and do not have enough for the time being.


If you cannot find the letters with these instructions then you are likely using a dvorak keyboard. If you are such a geek then I do not think there is anything that I can tell you, not even where to find the keys to type in that address, but you are so much smarter that me that you can sure find out how to so that.